Guess I should lead with the important stuff. I recently got into watches. Like cheap ones that you find at garage sales. There’s a popular saying that goes, “a watch can tell time.” Well, not mine. Mine are all broken. Also, should note that I majored in Government at the University of Texas@Austin. But after unsuccessfully locating a government to run, I decided to get into comedy. Did the whole “sketch, stand-up, improv, travel the country for no money” thing for about a decade. Then I went back to UT@Austin to pursue a career in advertising. After spending a lot of time making fake ads, I started making real ads with no time. I’ve had the privilege to work on a variety of brands in both the agency side and in-house. Well, thanks for stopping by. Feel free to reach out with any questions or barnyard watch finds. And now I’ll leave you with this outstanding review from my niece.
I’ve never been attacked by a shark. My niece is a pathological liar.